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Offline xUnbreakablex

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Wife wanted a bedtime story
« on: May 07, 2018, 08:13:22 AM »
wifey couldnt sleep, asked me to tell her a story about that game i play because its so boring it puts her to sleep.  So logically i start from the beginning: Aleksandr Kerensky and the fall of the star league.  I get about halfway through the article on sarna and i hear her snoring.  Mission Accomplished!


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Re: Wife wanted a bedtime story
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2018, 10:20:23 AM »
May try this with my son. Good job! Lol!

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Re: Wife wanted a bedtime story
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2018, 05:36:34 PM »
 ::) :-X You are such a TARD!!

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Re: Wife wanted a bedtime story
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2018, 06:09:30 PM »
today I got halfway through the history of the clans before she started snoring


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Re: Wife wanted a bedtime story
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2018, 09:08:12 PM »
My children will be raised on the stories of Kerensky and his descendants.

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Re: Wife wanted a bedtime story
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2018, 04:42:13 AM »
She asked me this morning if I got a tattoo what would it be, I told her the Zelda logo or the clan ghost bear logo. She laughed at me.


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Re: Wife wanted a bedtime story
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2018, 05:15:59 AM »
She asked me this morning if I got a tattoo what would it be, I told her the Zelda logo or the clan ghost bear logo. She laughed at me.

Well, Robin Williams named one of his kids Zelda after the game. And Coffinail has his Clan Ghost Bear logo tattoo as his avatar picture on the forums. So, not like you would be doing something no one else has done.


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